‘That’s actually not true,” said ALLOD Fiscalator Tara Newhole, “None of those are even remotely broke. Anheuser Busch increased profits in 2023 by a billion dollars. The NFL continues to pack stadiums and woo advertisers. Garth Brooks doesn’t care what any of the meemaws think and has $400 million. I think the message here is ‘go woke get a bunch od headlines written about you so potatoes can have their confirmation bias.’ It’s a bit silly at this point.”
Tara always has great insight, right around the fifth paragraph. For some reason.
Thank you, Tom Brady, for lending your name to this hyperbolic headline. We’ll always love you for it. God Bless America.